Fanfic: So a Cat Walks Into a Bar (Princess Tutu)

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Title: So a Cat Walks Into a Bar ...
Fandom: Princess Tutu (anime version)
Character(s): Mr. Cat, of course; various OCs
Pairing(s): Oh, doesn't he wish ...
Rating: PG (for double entendre and the consumption of [gasp!] spiritous liquors)
Word Count: ~2000
Warnings: My ticket to Writer Hell. Don't say I didn't warn you ...
A/N: Before the shades of Raymond Chandler and Chuck Jones haul me off to meet the worm that dies not, I'd like to point out that fmanalyst proposed I take Mr. Cat as a subject and haleysings and mangaka_chan egged me on. If there's any justice in the cosmos, we'll all roast together for this. Crossposted from nebroadwe to princesstutu and tutufic.
Dedication: For the above-mentioned persons. May the Muses have mercy on your souls.

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"A great mystery, women," agreed the frog as he took his cloth to a second spotless glass. "Can't say I've plumbed it myself, either."

This, from someone paying spawn support to at least three different ladies in Goldkrone, smacked of hypocrisy.

(no subject)

[dreamoflight.livejournal.com]

I come bearing fanart. :D I just got a shiny new brush pen and for some reason that suggested to me stained glass, and that turned into a monstrous piece of PT art. (Not kidding. This thing was two A4 sheets taped together. ( check it out )

Expect more fanart from me soon. Ballerinas are fun to draw. :3