Drabble Vending Machine: A mystical magical favor~~~ for you~~~

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I often find myself in the mood to write something short with very little idea of what to actually write. And I love you guys. So, I've decided to basically put myself up as a writing monkey for a little while. There are a few guidelines for requests/terms of delivery:

♫Comment here with 3 words as your request (ex. "Rue, Autor, music").
♫Names, however long, count only as one word. If you need an extra word to differentiate Mytho from Raven Mytho, feel free.
♫Pairing smush names ought to be cheating, but I'm going to allow it anyway.
♫The drabble I return to you will be exactly 100 words long.
♫If you see another request down the list being filled and yours goes unfilled, don't despair! You're not forgotten, I just got done with that one faster.
♫This is valid for the next 24 hours, until 11am EST tomorrow, and requests made after than will be overlooked until I dredge up time again. They might be filled, but they won't get priority.
♫If, for whatever reason, you ask for something that would require this to be member-locked, I will just PM your present to you rather than lock this post.
♫Have fun, hosers!

More Crack Comics! :D

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I've gone an entire THREE DAYS without drawing any Tutu crack. Yeah, it was time for some more.

Reason why I drew this: Did any of you have to read that crazy short story "The Monkey's Paw" when you were in elementary school? ((for those of you who have never read it, it's about this shriveled mummified monkey paw that grants wishes. A family wishes back one of their dead family members, and he comes to life as a ROTTING CORPSE because they weren't specific enough in their wish. Holy crap.)) Of course the moral of the story was, "be careful what you wish for," but I initially took it as, "be as SPECIFIC AS POSSIBLE with your wishes or else they will turn out HORRIBLY HORRIBLY WRONG... also ZOMBIES!!" So I spent months with messed-up and HIGHLY DETAILED daydreams about my wishes because I kept thinking about how they could go horribly wrong because I wasn't specific enough.

Apparently, this story still affects me today...

(I thought up two endings and I couldn't decide which I liked better... so I drew both!)

( TUTU COMIC CRACK!! )