Crack: Charon's Bachelor Pad

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Sooooooooo, I was thinking how Charon is a pretty good-looking fellow, hard-working, seemed like a nice guy, and even had a romantic admirer. Why was he a bachelor throughout the entire series, even in the flashbacks? Well, it can't be easy to live a normal life with Fakir and Mytho as your adopted sons...

These are just crack snippets of poor Charon's failed attempts wooing women, as Mytho and Fakir scare off all his dates with their weird problems.

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